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Monster Mash

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Somewhere back in the Eighties my brother came in from California for a visit one year and we went to see a Broadway musical called “A Day in Hollywood/A Night in the Ukraine.” The first half of the show featured several song and dance numbers staged outside Grauman’s Chinese theater. I don’t remember much of this show after all this time, but one tune called “I Love A Film Cliché” still stands out in my mind. The singer describes the pleasure he gets from hearing familiar movie lines. Throughout the song other cast members pop up behind him and utter such gems as “why this is an egg from a dinosaur thought to be extinct for two million years!” Being a serious movie fan I’ve got some favorite film clichés of my own, but I haven't set them to music yet. One of them occurs in courtroom dramas when the crusading attorney stands up and makes some completely ridiculous request. The judge will pretend to ponder this motion for a few seconds and then say something like “this is highly ir...

Night Shall End in Day

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This is Lent and the theme at Trinity Church on Wall Street is “Night Shall End In Day.” I take this to mean that there is hope; we don’t have to live in darkness—unless we choose to do so. I have been trying—really trying—to turn off the dark this week, but I sometimes feel like I’m running short on matches in a drafty room. In January I applied for Hunter College’s Creative Writing MFA program. I graduated from Hunter three decades ago, when, as I said in my application “Jimmy Carter was president, bread cost 48 cents a loaf, and Hunter’s West Building was just a hole in the ground.” I thought it would be great to go back to my old college and work on my writing. Well, I learned this week that the program’s selection committee had decided not to extend me an offer of admission, according to the online message I received. In other words, I didn’t get in. I was a little bummed, of course, but I’m okay with this—seriously. It was a long shot to begin with, and to be honest, I wasn’t ...

My Kind of Town

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I’ve finally found the perfect place to live. Too bad it no longer exists. The spot I’m thinking of is post-World War II New York City, the time ranging from the mid-forties to the early Sixties, when Manhattan was the center of the universe. This is my Camelot, my Shangri-La. It’s the world of “ Sweet Smell of Success ,” one of my favorite movies, where Burt Lancaster, portraying a psychotic gossip columnist, witnesses a scene of midtown mayhem and happily declares, “I love this dirty town.” So do I, Burt, so do I. This is back when people went to clubs and men wore suits and ties and hats. Everybody ate steaks, smoked cigarettes, and drank bourbon round the clock. The neon lights really were bright on Broadway back then. There were no laptops, cellphones, I-pods, or other such devices that I like to complain about, but, of course, would never give up now that I have them. Newspapers were still the dominant media and this town had a dozen of them. Radio had its place, of course, and t...

Riding the Rails

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I got some high praise the other day when I held the elevator door for a guy in the lobby of my office building. “You’re a great man,” he said as he stepped aboard. I wouldn’t go that far, but I wasn’t going to argue. You don't get called great every day of the week. Or least I don't. The elevator service was anything but great, though, as the thing just sat on the ground floor making obnoxious beeping noises. It gets annoyed if you mess with the doors. “Oh, come on,” my fellow passenger said in mock exasperation. “I’m a Southern gentleman, but I’ve got my limits.” The elevator got the hint, promptly closing the doors and starting to move. I made sure to wish my travel companion a good day as I got off. I had a rotten commute that morning and I appreciated a little positive energy. It had been freezing cold, the trains were all fouled up, and some loser insisted upon bullying his way on to the R train like he was racing to perform open heart surgery at Beth Israel...